Friday, 18 November 2011

Munnabhai SMS & Messages

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

True Love Story SMS & Messages

¤("1 Piyar Ki")¤

Exam SMS & Messages

Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start

Ghazal SMS & Messages

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Valentines Day SMS & Messages

Roses exclusively from a nice person...
From a simple person...
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine‘s Day !

Sardar SMS & Messages

Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Police:Petrol Par
Police: Diesel Par
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Sardar: Installment Par Hai

Romantic SMS & Messages

love you more than all the stars in the sky.
I love you more as each moment passes us by.
I love you more with every breath I take.
I love you more with each promise we make.

Naughty SMS & Messages

16 yrs

25 yrs
( . )=( . )/

36 yrs

( . )=( . )/
kia samjhe?

hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

Mother's Day SMS & Messages

Mother stands for
M – For the MILLION things she gave me,
O – For shuttles growing OLD,
T – For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H – For her HEART of purest gold,
E – For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.
Happy Mother’s Day ‘MOM’.

Missing U SMS & Messages

I=Its just been days since you left

M=Months and ages it feels
I=It isnt easy you know
S=Smiles and laughs that we shared
S=Solitude is not what I wanted

Y=Your presence, irreplaceable
O=Of all the words I can say
U=Understand these the most, that I miss you.

Love SMS & Messages

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever

Kiss SMS & Messages

,?, ?,,
('v') <' )
(( )) (( ))
"1 kaAm karun?"
? , ?,
( '<<' )
(( )) (( ))
"h0nt paR"
"I kiSs You"

Khichdi SMS & Messages

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?Praful:
Formality, Hansa!
!Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!! 

Happy Independence Day SMS & Messages

Don’t let this flag down

Heart To Heart SMS & Messages

Express LOVE
Because heart Can’t Wait!

Happy New Year SMS & Messages

When you’re lonely … I wish you LOVE !
When you’re down … I wish you JOY !
When you’re troubled … I wish you PEACE!
When things seem empty … I wish you HOPE !
Happy New Year………

Good Night SMS & Messages

 –( “o” )
Thak gaye hum aap ki deewaar par chadtey chadtey, Sirf ye kehne k liye k Janaab
Good Night

Good Morning SMS & Messages

(((Good Morning))))

Good Luck SMS & Messages

 Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you...............Best of Luck.

Good Evening SMS & Messages

| |,;*”G”*;,|
| |,;*”ö”*;,|
| |,;*”ö”*;,|
| |,;*”D”*;,|
Have a Nice Evening.

Good Day SMS & Messages

:., ,*, ,/;
“.;;( );;”
Comes To Wish U
Have a nice day.

As long as we have memories..
Yesterday remains
As long as we have Hope…
Tomorrow Awaits
As long as we are in touch… Everyday is beautiful day..
Have a Good day

Someday somehow
Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true.
It may not be in the exact package u wanted
but it’ll b what God thinks is best for U.
Gud Day!

smile is the electricity and
Life is a battery whenever
you smile the battery gets charges and
A beautiful day is activated So keep smiling …..
and have good day

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Have a good day sms
D Morning.
A G00D PERS0N like you deserves
Have a good day.

Bright be the road u r walking,
Light be the load u r carrying,
Sweet be the home u r staying,
Happy be the day u r foreseeing
Have Good Day

Don’t get confused , Dear SORRY means:
O-One Is,
Have A wonderful day….

For everything u have missed,
U have gained something else;
And for everything u gain,
U lose something else.
It is about ur outlook towards life..
U can either regret or rejoice!
Have a Good Day

New day
New hopes
New plans
New goals
New success
New love
New joys
New friends
New relationships
Wish u all d happiness in d world
Keep smiling dear
Take care n
Have a great day

/ l’,’.
_/ _.l.’_’.___
, _,_/,_’>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails…
smoothly 4 u
2morrow &
Good Day!

LìttLÉ wìshÉs
jÜst fÖr yÖÜ
( ‘o’,)
(,(”)(”) success
(”( Ü )”)
(”)(”) Joy
( Ö,) &
(”)(”)cute Friend like me in every life!
Have A Nice Day

Thought of the Day : Mistakes are painful
when they happen
But years later a collection of mistakes is called
Experience which leads u to success….
¤Have a Nice Day

GOD is always playing chess with us.
HE makes moves in our LIFE &
then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES.
So make the best moves always!!
Have a Wonderful day.

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week
4 sweet week make 1 sweet month
1 sweet person like u makes whole life sweet…
gud day...............

With my 1 heart..
2 eyes..
5 litter blood
206 bones..
1.2 million red cells..
60 trillion D. N. A. S..
I wish u very GOOD DAY

:”"–”": WeLcomE
“. .” A
“v” LovELy MorninG
Start With Name Of
.+’”; w ‘; ‘;
‘+.+;’ ; ; ;
‘+. .+”+. .+
Have a Nice day

A Smile Is The Lighting System Of The Face,
Cooling System Of Head And
Healing System Of Heart.
So Keep Smiling All Day.
Have A Nice Day!!!

Troubles r like washing machine,
They twist, turn & knock us around,
but in the end we come out brighter than before…
Have a nice day!

Life is only traveled ONCE,
Today’s MOMENT becomes Tomorrow’s MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad,
because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself….
Have a nice day…

- The past is a history,
- The future is a mystery,
- Today is a gift,
- That’s why we call it the Present!!
- Have a nice day.

Good Afternoon SMS & Messages

‘* *
‘: :( “)’): :
“‘ / “. ‘”
its me.. praying 4 you..
so that you would be safe all The times,

_____ OPEN IT
() ?()__
( ? ) /Hello!
() ?()__its me
( ?, ) /saying
=(,=(,,)/ GOOD AFTERNOON..

a message from my “HEART”
a place where i keep good friends.

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Good After noon
+ ‘__//\__’ +*
‘ *\Good //*’ + *’ After noon ’+’*
+ ”””\//”””*’*’+

The rising of Sun is the Morning time
The Setting of Sun is the Evening time,,,
When it is above your head it is the NOON time,,,,
Have a hot and warm Noon.

Meaning of noon is not just only middle of the day
but it is the harder time to do anything in our life.
So accross this noon
Good Afternoon

success is century make it ,
problem is yorker face it,
failure is bouncer leave it ,
luck is full toss use it,
but opportunity is free hit never miss it,
good afternoon my friends.

Anybody can love a rose
but no one loves a leaf that adds beauty to rose!
MORAL: Don’t love some1who is beautiful,
but love the 1 who can make Ur life beautiful..
Good Afternoon.

Life is a magic…
The beauty of life is next second…..
which hides thousands of secrets.
I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
Good Afternoon.

ISHQ kar deta hai bekarar,
Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,
har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.

Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati...
Good Afternoon…

When we see our beloved one after a long gap,
we want to share many things
but smile & silents are the first one we share.
That’s real affection…
good afternoon..........

Nice friendship is Like The breathing air…
You Will Never See it…
But You Will Always Feel its Presence.
Good Afternoon.

“When friendship is your greatest weakness ,
you will be the strongest person in the world”…
Good Afternoon.

(’-') Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(’;') Angry
(’:') Bored
(’.') Proud
(’o') Hungry
(’?') Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy
I like to accompany you in every mood :-)
Good Afternoon

Often we stand at life’s crossroads & view,
what we think is the END.
But a true friends tells “relax dude,
its just a BEND & not the END”.
Good Afternoon.

Learning history is so easy
but making history is so difficult.
Make a history of yourself and
make others to learn it!
Good Afternoon!

$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find...
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u...
$weet Good afternoon

As you climb the ladder of success,
check occasionally to
make sure it is leaning against the right wall".
Good Afternoon and Good Day!

()". ."()
 ( , o )
  ( kar rahe ho ?

()". ."()
 ( ("") )
  ( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon

God Bless SMS & Messages

God answers prayers –
YES: He gives you what you want;
NO: He gives you something better;
WAIT: He gives you His best in His time…
GOOD LUCK………………..…..!!!!!!!!!

God has a reason for allowing things to happen.
We may never understand His wisdom
but we simply have to trust His will.
God bless you all the way.

May God give you a caring heart
so that you can become a whole person,
not just gifted with intellect that can understand,
but with heart that truly cares and loves.
God Bless!

God said “Build a better world.”
I said, “How?
The world is such a complicated,
cold dark place and there is nothing I can do.”
God said “Just build a better you.”

sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life

Don’t take tension, u’ll get ur destination.
Don’t make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear…….


Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain Because
some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !



when things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes… always remember 3 things
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..GOD LUCK & God bless u.

God has deposited Love,
plus all Kinds of Blessings in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.
God Bless U.......

When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose -
ask ways how to live a day searching
his purpose for you. GOD BLESS…

Why Wish For
The Privilege Of Living
Your Past Left Again ??
You Can Begin A New
One Every Morning.
Stay God Blessed

Peace – white
Power – Red
Knowledge – Yellow
Development – green
Love – Pink
Success – Blue
I wish u these all colours come in u r life….!!
God Bless U ! ! !

In prosperity,
GOD tests our gratitude; in poverty,
our contentment;
in darkness,
our faith;
at all times our obidience! GOD Bless U!

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

Love yourself first
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
God Bless U.

In God’s eyes,
love is never absent.
In God’s heart,
forgiveness is never impossible.
In God’s embrace,
no one is ever alone or forgotten.
God Bless!

Journey to God starts with one small step at a time.
He doesn’t expect you to run the mile —
but HE promises to give you strength to go the distance.
God Bless!

Be happy with what you have…....
while working for what you want…Remember,
a happy and successful life….....
begins with God and ends for God.

Get Well Soon SMS & Messages

.Gèt wéll sòòn!
**( ‘ : ‘ )**
Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear
4Ü Just 2 say
Gèt wéll sòòn!

God has the power to redeem every thing,
So like you,
Thanks him and pray for his goodness in your favor,
Never forget god in any tension,
Get well soon,

Get Ur sorry behind of that bed.
Try positive thinking 2 get back to work.
Your illness is all in Ur head!
At least that’s what we hope.
@@@Get Well Soon@@@

When u feel that
God is Rubbing you against Rocks
Do not lose Hope
The Truth is that
He Is Polishing a Diamond
Stay Precious!
God bless u always and get well soon.

I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I’d wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.
Get well soon.

Hope this happy get-well note
Adds sunshine to ur day
And shows u that you’re thought of
In a warm and special way!
Get Well Soon

Even though you’re not feeling ur best
With a little time, good care & rest
It won’t be long until the happy day
When you’re feeling fine in every way.
Ger well soon dear.

May d Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise and Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way and That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!

Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r relay being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery

You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Get Well Soon…………..

“Get Well Soon”

Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

Why u choose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon

Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
pretend that u r become better & better
every moment,get well soon dear

)i( Fresh
( ) Flowers
for u
for a Special person get well soon

This messages, has health-giving powers
And I’ve made it, just for you
I certainly feel much better
And I hope that you do, too..
Get Well Soon

U can get
New Job
New Car
New girlfriend
But u can’t get any thing
Without “good health”
As the saying is
“Health is Wealth”
So hope u will
“Get well soon”

Evey thing is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
“get well soon”
and join us back

?Happiness as light as air,
my wishes 4 u 2day n everyday
Get Well Soon

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
Get well soon dear….

Funny SMS & Messages

People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPad, Etc..

Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator..

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
Think Hard..

Difference between a Boy's Eye & Girl's Eye
A Boy's Eye sees only Love in a Girl's Eye
A Girl's Eye always watches
Where D Boy's Eye is watching

Females keep on saying,
I Say,
If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one ?
Hai koi jawaab?

They wont give their phone no.
even to a KNOWN PERSON.
But they give all their

A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete
the whole sentence B4 u
start guessing & suggesting

"Asian Paints"-Jo Dunia Badal De.
"Everest Masala"-Jo Taste Me Best.
"Mosqito Coil"
Jo Kone-Kone Se Dhund K Maare..

We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!
V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:

Once in 1984 Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh.
One night he had some stomach problem.... that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.

Galz can never b equal 2 Boys!
Coz it takes courage 2 wear d same
clothes 4 a week and still think,
2 DIN AUR CHALENGE"! !! :-):-

New SEBI Rule from 2moro.
'BP-GRAPH' with 'Medical Fitness certificate'is Must,
If U want 2 Trade in BSE,NSE,F&O(-_-)

Rajnikant's Fb Status -
Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.

To Evry Girl
Suffering From Many
Friend's Request
On Facebook
Put Your Real Picture
80% Can Get Rid Of That
Problem ... =

True Meaning of
K - Keep
I - It
S - Simple
S - Silly ... =P
Har Jaga Romantic Message
Chahiye Tumhei'n ?

When Men Say 'LET'S FOCUS'
In That Deep Voice ... Time To Make
A Run For It ... !!!
When Women Say 'LETS DISCUSS'
In That Sweet Voice ... Its Time To
Hit The Marathon !!! =

Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You've
Already Pressed...
Act Totally Impressed
Tell Them :

"They Did It Way Better Than
You ... !!"

Types Of Proposals:
1. I Love U
2. I Want To Spend My Rest Of Life Wid U.
3. Will U Marry Me ?
But The Latest And Favorite One Now..
Wanna B My Chammak Challo..??

I Just Hate You !
Go Away ...
Why The Hell
You Keep Coming Again And Again
Monday ? !
Sunday .

Height Of Creativity:
I've Saved My Grl Frnd's Number As BATTERY LOW.
So, Whenever She Calls & I'm Not Around,
My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly:)

This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error

ek purani haweli main band
kamre main dhul sebhari
tasvir ke peeche lage jale
main fasi makdi ki pucch
par baithe machhar ki
kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

Friendship SMS & Messages

F=Finds Ways To Comfort You
R=Remebers To Pray For You
I=Inspires You
E=Enjoys Life With Someone Like
N=Never Forgets You
D=Dies For You

I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable
In short u r 100%
P. A . G . A .L

Different minds, different people,
different angles of thinking'.
some times it cannot match also
the most important factor is :-
frnds r frnds & frndship cannot use the word END'S

Hazaro phool lagate hai ek dulhan sajane k liye
hazaro dip lagate hai ek aarti sajane k liye
magar ek Dost kafi he zindagi Ko Jannat Banane k liye..."'

Freinds are like just you and me,
if you wants to meet me,
just close your eyes and remember me,
you will find me at everywhere

Meri DOSTI 24 Ghanto Wala ATM
45 rat Wali ALLOUT Nahi
Life time wala Sim card nahi

I love each frnd of mine. .
life is hell without them

hell is heaven if v r 2gether. .
And thats why
"Har Ek Friend zaruri hota Hai":-)

love is like call,
if u don't recieve,
it will be missed ...
but friendship is
like an sms,
untill u open it
wait 4 u'.......

Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log Mar Kar Sitary Ban
Jatey Hain Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey
Sitary Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein.

Our friendship has stood the test of time.
We've been friends for as long as i can remember.
We have rejoiced together,cried and
celebrated together cos thats what true friends do.

I m nt rich but i've rich heart,
I'm nt best but alwez try my best,
I may nt b right but I'm sure,
I wsn't wrng in chosin u as my frnd..

doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????
.simple ...dono ko thoda sa jalao
toh muh fula kar beth jaate hein...
frwrd it to all ur popcorns

close friends are like zero,,
wen u try to add they are the sane,,
try to subtract same only,,
but u trying to divide,it is impossible,.
that is friend,,

dosti k bina life fizul hai
dosti k bi apne kuch usul hai
kehte h dosti me taklif he
pr dosti apki ho to sab kubul hai

friend and friendship are the
very sweetest things in life.
I am your first friend
I am your last friend.
But i hope i am always your "Best friend"

Dost white colour jese hote h,
white me koi b colour mix
karo to nya colour ban skta h,
pr Duniya k sare colour mix krke
b white colour nhi bnaya ja sakta...

A friend gives “love”,
A good friend gives “protection”,
A best friend gives “life”, but
“Heart full of love”.

FRIENDSHIP Z not d deal..
Which says I am ur friend & U are mine....
Its a silent promise from both hearts.
Which says I am wid U & I will always support U....

Dosti Dua hai aur Dava bhi,
Ahesaas hai aur Apnaapan bhi
Khushi hai aur dost ka Khayaal bhi
Acchhe or sacche logon ki pahechaan hai
Aur rishton k aakash me woh
sabse unchi udaan bhi hai.

Duniya Me 2 Type Ke Dost Hai.
Hota Hai,
Dusra BAHUT PYARA Hota Hai.
PYARE Dost Ne SMS Bheja Hai...Or

Forget SMS & Messages

Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.

U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt..
BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE
pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt,
thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr…

We May Walk Side By Side Or Reside Miles Apart …
But Someone Like You Will Always Be close to My Heart
I Like You To Be With You Always ..!!!
So Always Remember Me.

Since The Day I Met You ……..
I’ve Been Thinking About You Non Stop ..!!
On The Time Right Time ,
I Want You To Know I LIKE YOU A LOT
So remember me as loved one.

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn’t mean I forget u.
I”m just giving u time to Miss me

your presence we miss,
your memories we treasure,
Loving you always,
Forgetting you never.

1. Measured by miles,
U r far from me ….
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me…
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ….
Measured by heart
U r in me……
So do not forget dear one…………

again & again.
again & again.
But a person
like u never
again & again.
God never makes nice person
That’s why i am not able to forgrt u.

I Could Forget A Face,
Forget A Place,
Forget A Name,
Forget A Game,
I Could Forget Myself,
But Forgetting You……..

they Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
they Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide
Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1!!

People Meet By Chance !!
they Spend Sweet Times 2gether.
then God Apart Them
Not 2 End The Story,
But 2 C How Much they Need Each Other.
Plz not forget me.

Everything is incomplete without ME
Even this ..Ssage!
So don’t forget ME.

Someday you’ll 4get about me,
my name, and my voice,
who I am & who I am 2 you
… But even if you 4get about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never 4get you…

The greatest gift u can give to sum one is ur TIME,
b’coz when u give sum1 ur time,
u r giving him a portion of ur life that u’ll never get back.
don’t forget to give me some portion

Your Touch is so magical
that it fills up my sense and
i feel my heart singing
I lIKe yOu ,
i LIkE yOu ,
I lIKE YOu ,
i likE yOU.
So do not forget me….

People live People die
People Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye
Others may forget you but never will I.

When I was a kid, my mom told me
that angels live in heaven…
Now I know that it is not true…
Because if angels live in heaven,
So my angel do not forget me……….

love without condition,
talk without intention,
give without reason &
care without expectation
is d
heart of true friend!
So forgetting such friend is a great mistake.

Sum times i forget 2 ask…Are U OK?
Sum times i even miss 2 say…Hi
But it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten U.
I am just as lazy as U are

Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Do not forget me……….

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
forget me not plz……

Love: Why does it hurt?
y does it pain?
may be because we love someone
too much & too deep that sometime,
we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!

Someday you’ll forget about me,
…my name,
…my voice,
who I am &
who I am to you…
But even if you forget about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never forget you…

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive,
not how u listen but how u understand,
not what u see but how u feel, and
not how u let go but how u hold on.

Flirt SMS & Messages

A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
Pyar itna karo
Girl friend ki friend bhi
tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number
se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar
dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan

I always think about U.
I can?t live without U.
I really need U.
I?m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I?m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..

if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
is free for me... my friend

Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!

I Want You
To Know Something
I Don't Want To Tell You
I Am Going To Let The
First 3 Words 0f This Explain
It To You . . . ? ^_-

For Health Conscious Girls
Dear Girls,
Every Calorie Is Not A War.
You Are Beautiful
No Matter
What You Eat . . . ^_-

I M Not
F L I R T I N G.
I M Just Being
E X T R A - N I C E
To Someone Who Is
E X T R A -
A T T R A C T I V E ...

F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are "Single"
It is their way of saying
I m Free.
For those who are "Committed",
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . .

Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!

A d v i s e
-=- Of The -=-
-=- D a y -=-
"F L I R T
B u t
B e
A L E R T..."

I Luved Sum1,
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces
Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Ppl Call Me A
"F L I R T" =P xD
Dedicated ti all

'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
forgot love
better flirt.............

LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..

Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek
ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum
ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"


Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U've been trained
now go and flirt !!!

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)

u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy

Father's Day SMS & Messages

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F = father
A = and
M = mother
I = i
L = love
Y = you
Happy Father Day !!!

Do u know whats the meaning of FATHER?
F = Forever With His Family
A = Always There For You No Matter What
T = The Only One Who’s There
H = He’s My Hero Till The End
E = Encouraging In Everything I Do
R = Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

For the best dad who always had a smile for me.
Though we may be far apart right now,
But here’s a big hug and kiss for you
To let you know how special you are
Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day, Here’s
A Little Song To Say “Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day; I Love You In A Big Way!!

Happy Father’s Day means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying ‘Thank You’
It means saying ‘I Love You’ You are the best dad,
and my best friend Today is your day.
Let’s celebrate it together. Cheers!

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these u give me sincerely that’s why my dad,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Father’s Day My dear dad!

We Never Know The Love Of A Parent
Till We Become Parents Ourselves!!
Do Love Ur Parents!
Happy Father's Day.. :)

A School Held A
Contest For Kids
With A Theme:
"The Nicest thing
...My Dad Ever Did For
Me ... !"
Award Winning
Sweet Answer Was:
MOM " ... =]

“Delightful And Loving, Loved And Admired, Dad,
You’re My Hero, My Life You’ve Inspired.
And When All My Blessings Are Counted Each Day,
I Thank God In Heaven
For Dad When I Pray. Dad
Thanks For Your Presence Throughout Thick And Thin;
You’re More Than A Parent,
You’re My Wonderful Friend.”
Happy Father Day!

Great Msg About Dad :
-A Great Man Who
Spares His Life ...
...-Hides His Feelings ...
-Ignores His Happiness ...
-Accepts The Struggle ...
So Don't Hurt Your Gentle
Dad ...
Think About Him ... !

A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and
support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day

No, one take place of your father.
He is only to protect you
and work for you in day and night.
No one came better for you but your father.
Happy Father Day

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live
in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy?
Happy Father?s day!

Daddy no one can decribe
in words what a father means.
Happy fathers day daddy,
And remember i love you.

"..*?Happy Fathers Day?*.."
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father :P ;->

Daddy, I Love You
For All That You Do.
I'll Kiss You And Hug You
'Cause You Love Me, Too.
You Feed Me And Need Me
To Teach You To Play,
So Smile 'Cause I Love You
On This Father's Day.

Happy Happy Father's Day
Here's A Little Song To Say
"Happy, Happy Father's Day"
No One's Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can't Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father's Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!

What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
Happy Fathers" Day,

Some Things Are
Just Better The
Way They Are
Like You!
Happy Fathers"Day!

I Know Just The Person Who Needs
"101 Ways To Be
A Great Dad".
Don"T Worry It
Isn"T You!
Happy Fathers"Day!


Eid Mubarak SMS & Messages

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and
ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak….

Aye EID Tum Jab B Aana.
Sab k Liye Bus KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Har Chehry Pr Hansi Sajana.
Har Aangan Mein Phool khilana.
Jo RoAYE hain Enhen Hansana!
Jo Rothy hain Enhein Manana.!
Jo Bichray hain Enhein Milana!
Piyari EID tum jab Bhi Aana!
Sub k Liye KHUSHIYAN Lana.
Eid Mubarak.......

Do You Know What Is The Meaning
Of The Word Eid ?
Eid Is The Combination Of Three
Meaningful Sentences As Follows:
E = Embrace With Open Heart
I = Inspire With Impressive Attitude
D = Distribute Pleasure To All Peoples
Eid Mubarak To All ... ? ? ?

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent….
That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’
So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.

When the sun has set, and day is done
I’ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan,
It’s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in World !!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….

U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Eid Mubarak!

May the day delight and the moments measure
all the special joys for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead be fruitful too,
for your home and family and specially for you.

Hope Love and Laughter, warmth, wishes,
joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilation,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a nice day and Eid Mubarak.

May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,
ur heart with love,
ur soul with spiritual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarak

Eid is a celebration for Muslims to celebrate
Eid is time to say Eid Mubarak. and pray
Some Muslims give money to their children
and say Eid Mubarak.
Some Muslims go to their friend and neighbors.
Some people give money to other children,
they don’t just give money to their own children,
they give money to their friend’s children or to their neighbors children.
They can also give money to adults.
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak to you all my bothers and sisters

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in World !!”
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.

May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak

All that is in the heavens
and the earth glorified Allah; and
He is the Mighty,the Wise.
The Holy Quran Eid Mubarak to You.

A time for joy,
a time for togetherness,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me… it’s you!
May Allah Bless you &
Give u all the joy u bring to my life!

May this…
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Sending warm wishes
across the miles…
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on

Beware of other duplicate “EID wishers”
I’m the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Dreams SMS & Messages

One ( ‘ “”()
good ((“)’ )
nite ( / “(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

Darkness is everywhere,
The Birds r back 2 ”HÖMES”
Roads r “QUITE”
I m not
U know y?Just want say 2?U”
Sweet Dreamz…

Only the open heart receives
Only the open mind receives
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS ….and
Only the CUTE 1?s receive

I’ll do my dreams with
my eyes wide open, nd
I’ll do my looking back
with my eyes closed”

Dreams visit us when we are asleep.
But GOD is truly wise.
He wakes us up each day and
gives us every chance
to make our dreams come true.
So dream tonight… Goodnight !

A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.”
We have within reach, now,
the attainment of almost every
dream of mankind.
The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
Dreams come true; without that possibility,
nature would not incite us to have them.

if i was there tonight
i would cover you in a blanket of love,
and hold you in my arms all night.
i would protect you against the monsters under your bed,
and show you how much i care about you,
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
good night

/ l’..
A boat
into a
“Dream Land”
Good night and
Sweet dreams.

-there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true……..

Welcome to “sleepy airlines”
ur flight will be be reaching
nice day by 2mrw mrng.
Plz close ur eyes n fasten ur seat belts
as u travel threw d land of sweet dreams.

Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…

Touch Ur Heart
Close Ur Eyes
Make A Wish
§ay Gud Nite
§ky §o Wide
§TARS §o ßright
OFF The Light
§leep Quite Quite
… (- ,-)…
§weet Dream.

DrEaM Of StAr,DrEaM Of PaLaCe
DrEaM Of PeRs0n,
DrEaM Of A FaCe,
DrEaM Of SeA,
bUt WheN U DrEaM Of FrIeNd
DrEaM Of Me oNLy ..

SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs
In LiFe
ArE uNsEeN …
ThAt’S wHy !
wE cLosE oUr EyEs
WheN wE
DrEam … =)

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind
Making The Body Fade Flexibility
Soon Windows Of Soul Begin To Close
Enter The Dreamland
Sweet Dreamz (:

Dreams Give Rise To Hope.
Hope Inspires Efforts.
Efforts Result In Success.
So Dreams Are The Roots Of Success!!!
So let the dreams to come…

why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
most beautiful things in life are
unseen they are only felt by heart

Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like “YOU” .
sweet Dreams…………

Tiredness Draws Across The Mind
Making The Body Fade Flexibility
Soon Windows Of Soul Begin To Close
Enter The Dreamland
Good Night
Sweet Dreams (:

Stars light Stars bright
you are the only Star I see tonight.
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight,
Sweet dreams.

?Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams

LyinG oN mY BeD,
LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk,
I nOe tAt iTs TimE 2 zZz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY…
HopE Tat EvErYTHinG is FInE..
WiSh u SwEeT dReaMz n SleEp TiGhT!Tc

Dhanteras SMS & Messages

Laxmi devi ka noor aapke upar barse,
har koi apse loan lene ko tarse,
Bhagvan aapko de THELE bhar bhar ke paise,
ki aap chiller pane ko tarse.

Cool SMS & Messages

Nice people r like wind,
u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but
u can alwayz feel deir persence.
dont luk here n dere 2 find dem,
luk in the mirror

Christmas SMS & Messages

Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
New Year

Broken Heart SMS & Messages

Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone,
Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone,
So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone.
You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone

Birthday SMS & Messages

B - be urself
I - invite new challenges
R - recall past achievements
T - trust ur judgements
H - have haith in ur abilities
D - desire only da best
A - affirm ur strengths
Y - u've got wot it takes.........
***!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!*** :-)

Bhai Dooj SMS

 Sky is blue, feel this hue,
My love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Bhai Dooj..!!

Anniversary SMS

 Another year 2 create
Precious memories together.
Another year 2 discover
New things 2 enjoy abt each other.
Another year 2 strengthen
A marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!

Friday, 11 November 2011

Abbreviation SMS

SMS Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Service”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
With A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Like You :->

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

Friendship is
“More Clear than Water”,
“More Pure than Gold”,
“More Sweet than Honey”,
So thank you for Sharing God’s Beautiful Gift With me.

When all the birds
leave the sky….
when all friend’s say
I will be there always to
tell U….

With these PAINS one can surely win and gain in this life…

Meaning of Father:-
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: New day 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information.

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=waste of time.
e=end of life.
So don’t LOVE.

Live With The 3 E’s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F’s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
“I Trust And Love You”
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

Meaning of smart:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

H- appy feelings shared
U- niversally warm & fuzzy
G- reat 2 give & 2 receive
S- ure 2 Make anyone day
I hope this “HUG” makes your day brighter.

Sets u free…
Makes u special…
Increases ur face value…
Lifts up ur spirits…
Erases all ur tensions…
So please keep smiling.

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
Mathematician came & said
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.