Munnabhai SMS & Messages

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

True Love Story SMS & Messages

¤("1 Piyar Ki")¤
..¤("Kahani")¤
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Exam SMS & Messages

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Ghazal SMS & Messages

Valentines Day SMS & Messages

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Roses exclusively from a nice person...
‘U‘
From a simple person...
‘ME‘
Keep roses until they dry...
Keep my relation until I die...
Happy Valentine‘s Day !

Sardar SMS & Messages

Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Sardar:No
Police:Petrol Par
Sardar:No
Police: Diesel Par
Sardar:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
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Sardar: Installment Par Hai
G.

Romantic SMS & Messages

love you more than all the stars in the sky.
I love you more as each moment passes us by.
I love you more with every breath I take.
I love you more with each promise we make.