Friday, 18 November 2011

Exam SMS & Messages

Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

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