Khichdi SMS & Messages

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?Praful:
Formality, Hansa!
!Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!! 

 DECIDE
Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa
Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte
Usme Hota Hai Na
"A Side"
"B Side"
To
"C-Side"
"D- Side" --->
"Decide"


"Doctorate"
Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur
Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate


Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?
Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa
Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To
Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?
Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki
"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya
Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?
Kaun Fuse.
Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse


Hansa: April Fool Kya Hota Hai?
Prafful: Babuji Mujhe Kaise Bulate Hai ...
Hansa : A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
A PRAFUL
Achcha Wo APRIL FOOL.

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??
Praful: Permit Hansaaaa
Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,
Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?
Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..
Parmeet...
Acchha Parmeet... Permit!


Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??
Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .
Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .
Hansa:Haa Jee..
Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??
Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??
Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad .


Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?
Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.
Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai
" AUTO ME TAKLI".


Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?
Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!
Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?
Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,
Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!
In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .
Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .


Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?
Praful: Formality, Hansa!!
Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,
Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!


Elastic
Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela
Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?
Hansa : Ela To . .
Ela -Stick Leke . . .
Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!


Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .
Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,
Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend


Asset
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??
Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .
Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .
Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .
"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .
"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..  


Alphabet
Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab
Praful: Alphabet Hansa,
Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi
Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?
Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,
Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet


Mature
Hansa : Mature Matlab ?
Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .
Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha
Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??
Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .
Mujhe Chodd Do . . .
"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
Main Chor . . .
Main Chor . . .
Mature
Acha Acha . . .


Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?
Praful: Technology HansaSuno,
Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,
Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?
Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi ThiAurKeh Rahi Thi...Khaiye Nah..Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,
Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji, Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji .  ..