Saturday 12 November 2011

Flirt SMS & Messages

A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding


Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi
tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........


Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number
se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar
dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain


Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan


I always think about U.
I can?t live without U.
I really need U.
I?m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I?m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..


if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...


Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend


Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!




I Want You
To Know Something
But
I Don't Want To Tell You
So
I Am Going To Let The
First 3 Words 0f This Explain
It To You . . . ? ^_-



For Health Conscious Girls
Dear Girls,
Every Calorie Is Not A War.
You Are Beautiful
No Matter
What You Eat . . . ^_-


I M Not
F L I R T I N G.
I M Just Being
E X T R A - N I C E
To Someone Who Is
E X T R A -
A T T R A C T I V E ...


F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are "Single"
It is their way of saying
I m Free.
But
For those who are "Committed",
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . .


Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
......
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!


A d v i s e
-=- Of The -=-
-=- D a y -=-
"F L I R T
...
B u t
B e
A L E R T..."


I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces
...n
Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1
And
Ppl Call Me A
"F L I R T" =P xD
Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS


'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
uhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............


LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING
;-)


Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek
ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum
ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"


KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...


Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U've been trained
now go and flirt !!!


Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)


u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy


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