Naughty SMS & Messages

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kia samjhe?

hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.


21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke
Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se
Usko Zabardasti..
School Me Admission Krwaya.


Kya aap bor ho rahe hain
kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo

haath andar dalo,

aur
bag se book nikal kar padho.


Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?
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Kheto me pagal.
Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@




Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.


Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..




Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!




undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!





Kissing is like real estate.

The most important thing is

location,
location,
n location! ?




Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe

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KISS

Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!





Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,

G

GA

GAN

GAND

GANDH

GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;-




Press down.

down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh

yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE





take me 2 a lonely place
make sure noone is watching
rip me naked
hold me by my waist take me to ur lips
and.......................


have a break and have a kitkat.





darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K





He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!




Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:




Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.

sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?

wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->





DOCTOR: BAchEy 2 he Achey..

WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??

LADY: PehLe tu 2 he thAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr dekhA hy to
Achey ki TALAsh mEi 10 hogAyE hy.. :p ;->




Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!






Girl To A Tattoo Artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

An Animal Just Above My Knee?

Artist: -?100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.